Five days free, no card
What are VPNs, in plain English
If you can picture the difference between a postcard and a sealed letter sent through a forwarding address, you already understand a VPN.
No card, no account. The key is cut and delivered in Telegram in about a minute.
- 60 sfrom the bot to a working key
- 5devices on one key
- 6locations, two of them in the UK
- 0logs kept
- London9 ms
- Manchester14 ms
- Dublin19 ms
- Amsterdam16 ms
- Madrid34 ms
- New York78 ms
Every location runs VLESS over Reality, which reads as ordinary HTTPS on a filtered network.
- Fits v2rayNG, Hiddify, V2Box, Streisand
- No app of ours to lose
- Five devices on one key
- Five days free, then a flat price per term
- No logs, no account
What do VPNs do, in household terms
- ▸They stop your broadband or mobile provider from keeping a list of the sites you use.
- ▸They stop the owner of a cafe, hotel or train Wi-Fi from watching your traffic.
- ▸They let a British service see you at home while you are in Spain, and a foreign one see you abroad while you are in Stockport.
- ▸They pass through family filters and campus filters, which work by reading the address on the postcard.
- ▸They move your trust from the postman to the forwarding office, so choose the office with care.
What they never do
- ▸They do not make you anonymous to a site that you have logged in to.
- ▸They do not block viruses, scams or dodgy links.
- ▸They do not speed up a slow line. A detour is never quicker.
- ▸They do not change what is lawful.
- ▸They do not replace common sense about what you type and where you type it.
Who actually benefits
People who use networks they did not set up, which means commuters, students, hotel guests and anyone in a shared house. People who travel and want their bank and their telly to behave. People who would rather their provider did not hold a year of connection records about them, which UK law allows it to be asked for. If none of those describes you, you may not need one, and we would rather say so. Oddly enough, the question what does VPNs do for me is sometimes best answered with not much.
See the envelope at work
Five days, no card
What are VPNs, in plain English - 5 days free
Open the Telegram bot and get your personal VLESS key in about 30 seconds.
- Key in Telegram in under a minute
- No card, no email, no KYC
- Fits the client you already have
- Five devices on one key
Nothing is charged and nothing renews on its own.
The ledger
We keep no ledger of you, only of the key
There is no account here, so there is nothing to attach a log to. You never give us an email, a phone number or a name. The bot knows a Telegram chat, a key and an expiry date, and that is the whole record. We say so plainly instead of pretending to be beyond every jurisdiction.
- No registration, no email, no phone number
- No browsing history, no connection logs
- Connection times and IP addresses
- Card details: payment stays inside Telegram
- Nothing renews and nothing is charged silently
At the counter
What people ask before the first key is cut
What are VPNs in one sentence?
Sealed envelopes for your internet traffic, sent by way of a forwarding address.
What do VPNs do that HTTPS does not?
HTTPS hides what is written. A VPN also hides whom you are writing to, from the network carrying it.
Do I need one at home?
Perhaps not. The case is stronger on shared and public networks, and when you travel.
Can the VPN company see my traffic?
It can see where the envelopes go. That is why a provider with no accounts and no logs is the one to look for.
Are they legal here?
Yes. VPNs are lawful in the UK.
Why does yours come as a key and not as an app?
A key fits open source clients that anybody can inspect, and no app store can remove it.
Still unsure?
Support and your key live in the same Telegram bot. The setup page shows which client to install.